Lighten Up Part Seven: How Many Physicists Does it Take...
Posted by James Ellis on April 03, 2017 . 0 Comments
The HighLight Bulb Changer: Satire For The Creative Mind
Q: Why did the lightbulb cross the road?
A: The chicken has learned to read.
A: The word on the street is that the chicken has acquired a HighLight Bulb Changer™ and the lightbulb is in need of a change.
Q: How many lighthouse keepers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just the one… lighthouse keepers are famously and legendarily lonely…..so…..there is no one to help…(sigh)
A: Just one if he had a 100ft tall HighLight Bulb Changer™ with a 3 ft Grabber.
Q: Why did the Quantum Physicist cross the road?
A: Not necessary….he already exists on both sides of the road simultaneously…..and not…..simultaneously.
A: The word on the street is that the chicken has acquired a HighLight Bulb Changer™ and the physicist is in need of a change.